Tuesday our school hosted an interschool Tanzanian soccer tournament. During the long afternoon of games a theft took place. Luckily, the dangerous thief was apprehended.
The theft? A Grade 11's backpack filled with items stolen from the boys' bathroom and a classroom. The comprehensive list includes a calculator, toilet paper, toilet cleaner, and-you guessed it-a condom. While this list may seem absurd considering the many valuable computers and electronics our school holds, it is correct.
The thief? A no-good-dirty-rotton-toilet-paper-stealing-soccer-player-from-another-school.
The Haven of Peace Academy took a collective sigh when she was successfully kicked out of the tournament.